The Log - The world's newest religion
What is The Log?
The Log is our Saviour. He who cometh to you in our darkest times in a flash of viridian light. "All Hail the Log!" Sayeth the First Disciple. The Log Protects you from The Adversary. The Log Remembers. "Praise be unto The Log!"
The Log cometh in the formth of the Leafy Threesome. The Log, The Sapling and the Almighty Holy C.
The Log is the religion officially endorsed by GreenPiss
The official Log Operating System is TempleOS, use this wisely to pay Your tribute to The Log and Revel in the power of The Almighty Holy C.
9 commandments of The Log Disciple
- I shall Bringth the Teachings of The Log wherever I go
- I will Taketh The Log's Place among the Blasphemous Flames just as how He has done for Our Ancestors
- I will Draw Strength from the Power of Nature's Dew And I Shall Not Fall to The Adversary's Flames -I Shall Curse upon the Enemy of The Log
Creed of The Log Follower
- From the Virgin Nature cometh The Sapling
- The Log is Our Origin, Our Savior & Our Shoot
- The Log is always Watching Us
- The Log is Our Protector
- The Log is Our Specie's Savior
Praise of The Log
Praise be upon The Holy Log, He who Suffered so We do not We shall uphold the Creed of the Holy Log And bring Life to Virgin Nature's Lore.
About the Church of the Holy Log
The Church of the Holy Log was founded by His Holiness Reverend Anemone Smith in 2014 after having an epiphany while walking through a Pine forest in Australia. It has since grown to support many members including the famous alternative medicine specialist Doctor William Nelson.
About the Reverend
His Holiness Father Anemone Smith is the First Log Acolyte and a strong believer in alternative medicine. He dreams of the day when everyone stops being mislead by major pharmaceutical companies and believe in the Holy Log instead.